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1) "If there are any
idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic
teacher.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired
the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you
standing up there all by yourself.”
2) The teacher of the earth science class
was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes
the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23
degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45
degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?”
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be
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3) Little Johnny wasn't getting good
marks in school. One day he surprised the teacher with an
announcement.
He tapped her on the shoulder and said, "I don't want to scare
you, but my daddy says if I don't start getting better grades,
somebody is going to get a spanking!” |
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4)The child comes home from his first
day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.” |
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5) Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and
two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you
got?
Patty: 7
Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and
two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you
got?
Patty: 7
Teacher: Let's try this another way. If I give you two apples and
two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?
Patty: 6
Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and
another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Patty: 7
Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two
rabbits is seven?
Patty: I've already got one rabbit at home now!
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